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ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ : ﻓﺮﺍﺳﻚ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻣﺨﻄﻮﺑﺔ
ﺍﻟﻮﻟﺪ : ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻛﺎﺭﻱ ﺩﻳﻚ ﺍﻟﺴﻴﺎﺭﺓ ﺣﻴﺖ ﻓﺮﺍﺭﻱ ﺩﻳﺎﻟﻲ ﻛﺘﺼﺎﻭﺏ
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ﺣﻀﻦ ﺇﻣﺮﺃﻩ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ 3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5

ﺇﻣﺎﻡ ﻣﺴﺠﺪ ﺣﺎﻭﻝ ﺍﻟﺘﺮﻓﻴﻪ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﻠﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﺬﻳﻦ ﻳﺤﻀﺮﻭﻥ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﺱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺠﺪ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ: ﺇﻥ ﺃﻓﻀﻞ ﻟﺤﻀﺎﺕ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻲ ﻗﻀﻴﺘﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻀﻦ ﺇﻣﺮﺃﻩ ﻏﻴﺮ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ! ﺻﺪﻡ ﺍﻟﺤﻀﻮﺭ ﻣﻦ ﻛﻼﻣﻪ ؟ ﻓﺄﻛﻤﻞ ﺑﻌﺪﻫﺎ ﻗﺎﺋﻼ: ﻧﻌﻢ ﻟﻘﺪ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻀﻦ ﺃﻣﻲ... ﻓﻜﺒّﺮَ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻴﻊ ﻭ ﺑﻌﻀﻬﻢ ﺩﻣﻌﺖ ﻋﻴﻨﺎﻩ ...ﻓﺬﻫﺐ ﺃﺣﺪ...

ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺭ ﻛﻴﺪﻭﺭ ﻭﺍﻟﻔﻼﺡ ﻧﺎﻋﺲ 4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 54 votes, average: 3.25 out of 54 votes, average: 3.25 out of 54 votes, average: 3.25 out of 54 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5

ﻗﺎﻟﻚ ﻣﺴﺆﻭﻝ ﻛﺒﻴﺮ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻏﺎﺩﻱ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺑﻴﺔ ﺷﻮﻳﺔ ﺍﻭ ﻫﻮ ﻳﺒﺎﻥ ﻟﻴﻪ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺭ ﻛﻴﺪﻭﺭ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺴﺎﻗﻴﺔ ﻭ ﺍﻟﻔﻼﺡ ﻧﺎﻋﺲ ﻣﺸﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺆﻭﻝ ﻓﻴﻖ ﺩﺍﻙ ﺍﻟﻔﻼﺡ, ﺍﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻴﻪ : ﻋﻼﺵ ﻧﺎﻋﺲ ﺍﻭ ﻣﺨﻠﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﺭ ﺧﺪﺍﻡ ﺑﻮﺣﺪﻭ. ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻔﻼﺡ : ﻧﻌﺎﻡ ﺍﺳﻲ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺭﺍﺑﻂ ﻓﻲ...

ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻙ ﻛﺎﺗﺒﺎﻥ باقة ﺻﻐﻴﺮﺓ 2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 52 votes, average: 3.50 out of 52 votes, average: 3.50 out of 52 votes, average: 3.50 out of 52 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5

ﻭﺍﺣﺪ السيدة ﻣﺸﺎﺕ ﻣﻊ ﺑﻨﺘﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﺼﻐﻴﺮﺓ للمدرسة ﻭﺻﻼﺗﻬﺎ ﻭ ﺭجعات ﻟﻠﺪﺍﺭ ﻭ ﻓﺎﺵ ﺧﺮجات ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ ﻭﺭﺟﻌﺖ ﻣﻦ المدﺭﺳﺔ ﺩخلات ﻟﻜﻮﺯﻳﻨﺔ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺃﻣﻬﺎ... ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ليها : ﻣﺎﻣﺎ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺎﺕ ﺷﺎﻓﻮﻙ ﻣﻌﺎﻳﺎ ﻗﺎﻟﻮ ﻟﻲ ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻙ ﻛﺎﺗﺒﺎﻥ باقة ﺻﻐﻴﺮﺓ ﻭ ......

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